• Scoops The Clown

Was that a turkey or a fucking chicken?

So it has been awhile since i have been thoroughly disappointed with a movie and it finally happened last night. I usually always watch a horror flick before going to bed and with no exception i find one. I finally had the time to sit down and watch Rob Zombies film The Lords of Salem. All i have to say overall was it is a fucking disaster. Visually appealing in some parts, story line i could dig, but most of it was very slow, very drawn out, and most of the time you felt like you were on a bad acid trip and nothing going on really made any sense. And then this scene that stuck out to me, was this mutant chicken turkey thing with what looked like two ambilocal cords coming out of its stomach which that scene as a whole made no fucking sense what so ever. The best part of the movie is seeing Sheri Moons bare ass in the opening scene of the movie. Other than that, this film was a fucking waste of time, senseless scenes, a bunch of old ladies naked, a few scenes that might make you a tad uncomfortable but over all a complete waste. Definitely not worth watching, once you see Mrs.Zombies ass just shut it off and move on about your day.