• Scoops The Clown

As dry as a zombie vagina

Zombie With A Shotgun was a straight dumpster fire. With an extremely spotty story line and more often erratic through the movie, way below sub par not even qualified as low budget effects ( they used cgi for blood splatter ) and the worst was acting so dry the fucking dry eyes guy should be nominated for a fucking Oscar compared to this. The only scene that could have been gory went into being a weird animated scene that made no sense and the only time you seen that happen in the entire movie. Overall this thing was a complete shit show. Don't waste your time on it. I wasted enough time writing this blog on it.